Joke of the Day // HAHA Funny!
Marital Humor
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
Artificial Intelligence Joke of the Day
Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.
Afternoon Funny!
A man walked up to a school and said “can you teach me to read and write” The administrator said, “Yes we can”! Just fill out this form.”
Imaginary Funny…
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two....
Airplane funnies
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture”, and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude...
Life After Death – Joke of the Day
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you “left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral”, she stopped in to see you.”
The fisherman and the snake
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no...
The Email
A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a...
Joke of the Day – need a push.
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of...
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